Ah, but how would you know? The only source of knowledge is experience, and I do hope you weren’t active at all during your years of being… well, tantei-kun.
If anything has been skipped, it’s your poor chances of fornication. Rest assured, I won’t inquire. A gentleman has limits.
You could show me if you’re so confident, but I doubt it’s anywhere near safe. Rather, don’t come near me at all.
Also, don’t lump me in with horn dogs like you. Gentleman my ass. At least I don’t peek up girl’s skirts on a daily basis and sneak into changing rooms. Call yourself a gentleman again and I will personally strip you from that title and kick a soccer ball into your face.
