twintailed-dragon:

listen here goatfucker

♪ For an original song from the heart

(to the tune of… something… b minor let’s go I don’t know music)

You should not fuck goats

It is not healthy, even in boats…

Can goats even give consent?

I’ll bet you need a good after..dinner…mint…

Please be kind to goats of all kind, 

Whether they come large or mini..

Think of the children, think of Gini

…

drops mic and walks off stage