W-who… Who is that? There’s a man in her apartment complex’s lobby… He looks familiar, but she can’t quite put her finger on where she might have seen him. It could have been anywhere, honestly. But he was giving her a weird feeling… All she wanted to do was get her mail, but the aura of the lobby was strange right now…
[INSERT OBNOXIOUS LAUGHTER.]
This was the face of a man who just got his newest nespresso cups in the mail. Try to reach your mailbox now, darling.