… As much as I’d like to attest to that, I wouldn’t be interested in sleeping with you in the first place.
Frankly, you’re a little too rude for my tastes — and male, no less. Could it be that all this tough talk is compensation for something?
Too bad. Well, you’re a jerk anyway.
Are you sure you want to say something like that though? Because our body types are exactly the same. You only changed your hair to look different from me.