Actually I did you shitmuncher. I had to banish 99% of them to shutting up until I finished replying because I couldn’t take it so shut up. I’m still bashing you at least I didn’t fucking rekt my love interest like SOMEONE did.
“It’s your responsibility as “boss”, to handle things like that. I also can guarantee that Art is fully aware that he is no longer employed here, and sees to be quite satisfied by that fact.” Holy crap grow a pair and stop whining.
If with ‘rekt’ you mean ‘rekt him in bed’, then hell yeah he did. Just kidding. I thought I was done with the inappropriate jokes but I wasn’t.
“Well, if that’s the case, then all is fine.”
I can guarantee you he has a pair. Let me refer you to my latest reply to C-ta.
It only took us 6 months you slacker. And by 6 months I mean since he confessed.
“I can appreciate your concern for the intelligence level of others around you, however of all people, I can guarantee to you that I am fully aware of the position, or lackthereof, that Art is. However, as the technical highest power in the building, it would be your responsibility to have deactivated his cardkey and ensure that he was aware of his termination.”
“Although I have no seen him anywhere besides the lobby area which is fully accessible by anyone who knows how to climb stairs and open a door.”
Listen, you insensitive prick. Did you have pretty much half of Toshi City screaming in excitement because of one (1) confession? Yeah, thought so. Don’t bash on the way I do things around here.
“Oh yeah, put the blame on me for being the Boss around here! How was I even supposed to inform him of his termination when he went MIA? I sent him an e-mail. Not my fault if he didn’t read it.” The card thing was true though, but what do people expect of him? He was busy sleeping! Just kidding, he’s not that awful.
“I terminated his card though.” Or well, the authorization on it just expired and he didn’t do anything about him. Funny how things work out sometimes.
Whatever helps you sleep at night. At least I don’t suffer from on-dash-canon unrequited love and have an on-dash-canon significant other.
Ignoring his first comment, “He was not really hiding and made his presence fairly noticeable upon his arrival a few days ago.”
Maybe if you hadn’t been dicking around you’d’ve known this. “I was unaware this was an actual issue, Kudou-kun…”
Taking a step back, watch yourself Shitnichi, no one is permitted to get that close to this national treasure, speaking in a perfectly non-whispering volume. “Perhaps if you plan to make a huge ordeal of something so pointless, you should figure it out for yourself, “heisei holmes”.”
I’ll fix that one day, you asshole. Those two years of character and relationship development wasn’t for nothing.
“You do realize that Art has been fired from his position and doesn’t work at the Defense Force anymore? Unless someone secretly hired him or anything, but I invite you to keep an unauthorized person around if you wish to do so. That makes perfect sense.”
“And before you retort with any further sassy commentary, Haibara is authorized.”
Somehow the expression on Shinichi’s face transcended the dimensions, making it very clear to Naoto that while he’d been doing whatever exactly he’d been doing, in the process, he let one small detail completely evacuate his mind.
“The fact that you continue to try and play things off like no one is aware of of them continues to astound me.”
Ignoring the mayor content because trying to get any helpful information out of Shinichi is worse than just figuring it out yourself.
You live to break hearts. You demon.
“’Play things off’…? Uh.” Man, Shirogane, chill out. “I guess it’s good to be back, huh? I found Art too.”
He came closer by now, his voice a whisper as his face carried a concerned expression. “Why is he here? I sort of fired him a while ago when he disappeared and I hired Hotsuin.”
Whatever floats your boat, somehow I get the feeling the others would more so be on Naoto’s side than his.
This icon is definitely not a mug but use your imagination.
“As the “boss” of the force, I would think if anything, we should be asking you what we missed. However, luckily for you, it has been slow.”
Those were details you didn’t have to disclose to my fragile heart.
A long pause. “Say what now?”
I LEGIT FORGOT HE WAS THE BOSS. I DON’T EVEN HAVE AN EXCUSE. I JUST WALTZED BACK IN HERE LIKE ‘YO I NEED COFFEE’. Though, let’s be real, he never really does boss stuff, does he.
“Oh… is that so? Well, that’s good. A peaceful city is good. I guess the Mayor hasn’t been up with weird stuff either. Wonder why… he loves the summer.”
You live right above her and have been cry
ing over Hotsuin for a while at random, let alone when he returned you wouldn’t Stop screaming his name.
Jokes, she can stare at you in silence too, while taking a sip out of her mug.
“I appreciate the sentient.”
Right on the mark: you are a jackass. Shinichi now had gathered enough evidence to prove it to the other muns. Whoever those are. Psaw. Muns, smuns, nuns. As if we do anything special.
“So did I miss anything important?” He crossed his arms and looked away.
