☾ For a bedtime story, read by yours truly
Somehow… he’s in a mysterious not-Clover building. He knows this because it’s quite and no hole. Oh, a bedtime story? Ok, this is a tale from his past, a real even that happened…
“Once upon a time, there was a guy who said he was hungry (and looked like he just got roasted alive by a cat..), as I was trying to enjoy my lunch. After he threatened to castrate me because I wouldn’t feed him, it escalated. First I reminded him that I was a trained kitchen thief at my home at the time (Peony 2), and that I would destroy him. His response was nonsense, typical of this person, resulting in more insults and truth telling by yours truly. AFTER THAT i was sent THE ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT, in which I sent back a fan rendition of a popular shapees game, recieved boyband music, and this person was sent as a thank you, a copy of popular teen male wizard literature. The person in question proceeded to mail me a copy of a book about sexual activities with a cuddle fish, and I sent him an audio book of badly written porn. Afterwards, either the fight was forgotten, or he was at the loss for words… Thus I came out the victor, and still had all my food with me.
The End.”
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