He can’t believe what he’s seeing. He can’t believe what he’s seeing on his damn cellphone screen. This kid is like six years old. What the hell?????????
From: Volkner
To: I Can’t Believe
When you get back to the store im rolling you in playdough and baking you in a pie and then we'll see who gets more allowance. BTW WHO EVEN GETS 500 YEN A DAY!!!! WHAT ARE YOU A BANK!!!!

Geez, this person was childish. Well, it probably couldn’t hurt to play around with him a litle, but he took it far too serious. Seriously though, playdough? Gosh.
From: Conan
To: Childish Dude
I'm six, you're threatening a kid. I hope you feel accomplished.
From: Conan
To: Childish Dude
Oh yeah, you sold nothing on the day of the party, did you? So I guess you earn 0 yen a day. Incredible.















